They imprison them.
As soon as they arrive at the Club, they are rounded up and herded into a special jail which has been purpose-built on the side of the building. Here they are kept until closing time, when they are released to inflict themselves again upon the world.
Personally, I find this solution to be a little harsh. After all, I was a smoker myself once, when I was young and foolish.
3 comments:
Doesn't look to me as though it complies with the law on these structures!
Splendid idea! They should roll these out nationwide. At least it stops the petulant outlaws from standing 6 inches outside the door and blowing their smoke back inside. (Also an evangelistic ex pub smoker)
On second thoughts, why not cage everyone who visits horrific town centre bars on a Friday night? Would save the police some time come 2am.
I agree with you, Tandleman, but I guess they MUST have had planning permission....surely...they must..?
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